Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I AM VODKA MAN
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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