shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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