Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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