I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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