rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
