Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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