I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
