physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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