y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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