I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they need to just BURY HIM!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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