This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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