i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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