so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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