u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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