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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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