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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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