I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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