They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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