Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
