You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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