Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The power of my boobs compel you
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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