I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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