Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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