i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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