If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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