I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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