If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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