quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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