Porn is love you can see.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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