He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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