All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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