you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
