exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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