I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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