absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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