hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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