She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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