I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
