Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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