A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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