I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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