she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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