plz talk dirty to me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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