You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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