i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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