Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
