who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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