If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it glows. i had to have it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
