Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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