help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
